So there's this fad going on with SKINNY JEANS right..? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Now I don't criticize things without trying them or experiencing them because I believe that's just being closed minded. With that said, I've recently tried on a pair of skinny jeans and contrary to popular belief, my genitals did NOT disappear OR SHRINK!! However.....My manhood DID. Slowly. But the reflection of what I saw in the mirror is what did it for me. I simply could NOT fathom walking out in a pair of what looks like my ex's jeans! So I simply took them off, put my regular jeans on, and made a mad dash for the exit while leaving them in a pile on the floor of the dressing room.
Now, for the criticism.
Jay-Z said he couldn't wear skinny jeans because his "Knots don't fit." Well sir I will agree, I can't wear skinny jeans either, because my PRIDE won't fit. I can't even begin to IMAGINE how a MAN could wear jeans so feminine! But then again, skinny jeans have been around for a LONG time. It started with rock. And everyone seems to want to live like a rock star these days. But wait, does that mean you'll start wearing eyeliner and 6 inch boots as well?!
Imagine if you will The New Boyz George. Legacy in 6 inch leather boots Jerkin in MAC eyeliner. o.0
Next point.
I don't understand the general image depicted with skinny jeans. They're usually extremely tight...But sagged. Now, I don't know about YOU, but this raises a question for me. 2 questions rather. The first being, What the Eff?! The second being what's the point?! Do you want your jeans to fit? Or do you want them to sag?! It makes no sense. All around Uncle Tom Foolery with a side of Coonery.
So, with all of that said. I'm definitely going to have to say... PASS on this trend. Hopefully the MEN of our generation will go back to simply cuddling with the one they love to show their feminine side.. Not wearing their jeans.
